Tootie Fruity Internet

I got on a jet, 
and flew to L.A.
Only to find.
I'd have a bad day.
My monitor was cracked.
My laptop a mess.
That's when I decided.
To pull off my dress.
Now I was naked.
With no underwear.
All I could do.
While the boss gave a stare.
That's when I decided.
To quit my day job.
I was no teacher's pet.
On the tootie fruity internet..

Funny Poem by Kim Robin Edwards
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Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Andresen Avatar
February 23, 2015 at 12:30 PM
:)))) - well done, Kim ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Hunjeri Avatar
February 22, 2015 at 7:04 PM
That's a very interesting way of quiting a job:) and the boss…..:) OK I'll just have to censor my words , for now.
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