Took My Orchid For a Walk

I took my orchid for a walk Delicate, but she did not squawk We walked around the town and my block. I only stumbled once on a tiny granite rock. Can we go home now? My orchid asked me. She had spied a leopard in a nearby tree. I had no idea he was there watching me. She told me later after I’d reached safety. I wanted to go see the creature for myself. She asked that I park her first on yonder shelf. Leopard was gone, which mean no selfie to take. Going back there someone said was a big mistake. But leopards do not bother me, for I like them. They sometimes grab ahold of my hem. And walk around with me, scaring others. You cannot be serious! Say the PTA mothers