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Too Late He Learns - Bawdy

A young man from the southern part of France Thinks it won't hurt to take a one-time chance Gave money to a shady pimp, Now he's perpetually limp But carefully keeps his tool in his pants. written August 2, 2021

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 8/7/2021 10:54:00 AM

You did everything but name him. Snicker. Snicker.

L Milton Hankins
Date: 8/7/2021 4:32:00 PM

I figure there are many who fit the theme! Snicker!

Mike Gentile

Date: 8/4/2021 10:40:00 AM

It's amazing what men will do Milton!@@ Very fun write/I needed the laugh !!

L Milton Hankins
Date: 8/4/2021 12:18:00 PM

Glad you got a kick out of it, Mike. Yes, it is!

Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/3/2021 4:05:00 PM

Now I finally know where 'Mr. Limpet' got his name! ~ Donning my Knotts

L Milton Hankins
Date: 8/3/2021 6:36:00 PM

(Chuckle) Ah, Mr. Knotts. Such a fine actor!~

Terry Flood

Date: 8/3/2021 11:53:00 AM

They always claim it’s the one and only time (your honour)... heard it all before. Guess his next expenditure will be on a pack of blueys. Fun write, Milt. Terry

L Milton Hankins
Date: 8/3/2021 12:48:00 PM

Thanks, Terry. Of course, he never did anything like that before. Always the first time...same thing with pregnancy!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/3/2021 12:43:00 AM

Play with fire its gonna drop off lol Tom

L Milton Hankins
Date: 8/3/2021 8:27:00 AM

(chuckle) That seems to be the case, Tom. Too many strange STDs out there!