Tom's U.F.O.

Yes, it's true.... My cousin stopped by, To visit me.... And was horror stricken To see A U.F.O. in my kitchen!! He was in such shock, His pants he did pee, There it was, Black and mysterious, Frightening beyond words! His eyes rolled back into his head, And out he ran,, Screaming so loud, He had frightened people running in stampeding herds!!! As I stood, with alien weapon In hand, As the smoke of fear, I fanned.... Yes, it's true, The horrible sight Of Tom's U.F.O. No one would stay, They all would never know.... For Tom's U.F.O., Not an alien craft.... The alien "weapon" A spatula Which they feared more Than Dracula.... No, not an alien craft, They all were daft For Tom's U.F.O., Gruesome as it was, To create a screaming "cuz", Was an Unidentifiable Frying Object!!!!