Today's Vocab Word Is Elderly

I’m tempted to backhand the ones who call
		us sixty-somethings old or elderly.
		How dare they use such terms describing me?
		Infuriating! Boy, do they have gall!

		It’s fine to be solicitous and hold
		the door—to be polite, but not for fear
		that I’m about to croak and Death lurks near
		to claim another oldster for his fold.

		Now, whippersnappers, I was once like you,	
		misusing terms of age, as did my peers.
		Our ignorance caused us to be unkind!

		The elderly are ninety-somethings who
		have been on Medicare for thirty years.
		You would do well to keep that fact in mind!

February 23, 2018, entered in Robert Haigh's Make Me Laugh Contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 2/25/2018 1:59:00 PM
Lol...So there's old and then there's very old....Nicely penned Janice..
Login to Reply
Canerdy Avatar
Janice Canerdy
Date: 2/25/2018 8:00:00 PM
Thanks so much, Joseph! Janice
Date: 2/25/2018 8:56:00 AM
Hello Janice, I agree with everything you said in your poem. Yep! the last verse says it all. I hopethey get the message. have a nice day my friend.
Login to Reply
Canerdy Avatar
Janice Canerdy
Date: 2/25/2018 12:08:00 PM
Thanks so much, Darlene! Janice
Date: 2/24/2018 2:43:00 PM
Janice, great poem for the contest, oh those no good whippersnappers ~
Login to Reply
Canerdy Avatar
Janice Canerdy
Date: 2/24/2018 6:59:00 PM
Thank you so much, Constance! Janice
Date: 2/24/2018 12:41:00 PM
A super cool poem humoured well, speaking for the elderly and how they can be treated in a condescending way. I admire the awesome rhyme scheme too, quite new for me. Kudos. Pleez do comment my newest poem here too.
Login to Reply
Canerdy Avatar
Janice Canerdy
Date: 2/24/2018 7:03:00 PM
Thank you so much, S.zaynab. I certainly will read yours! Janice
Date: 2/24/2018 11:26:00 AM
Wonderful humour ... Very well written ... A winning entry ...
Login to Reply
Canerdy Avatar
Janice Canerdy
Date: 2/24/2018 7:03:00 PM
Thanks so much, Probir! Janice
Date: 2/24/2018 7:35:00 AM
HEY!!!! THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS......SO WHY AM I "LMAO". GREAT ENTRY JANICE
Login to Reply
Canerdy Avatar
Janice Canerdy
Date: 2/24/2018 10:45:00 AM
Thank you so much, John--or should I say "Sweetie"? I've been hearing that since I was early fifties! I am really glad you got a kick out of it! Janice
Date: 2/24/2018 5:49:00 AM
So true and well put..a fun read..good humor..best for a win, Janice.
Login to Reply
Date: 2/23/2018 8:40:00 PM
Great entry, Janice. Very funny.
Login to Reply
Date: 2/23/2018 7:27:00 PM
hahaha. I am just like you now. Not quite retirement age. Oh, so lovely. Ugggg Your poem is awesome.
Login to Reply
Canerdy Avatar
Janice Canerdy
Date: 2/23/2018 8:00:00 PM
Thank you so much, Andrea! Janice
Date: 2/23/2018 5:53:00 PM
Lol, Janice. This is a great laugh. I'm not quite to that age yet, although I have noticed younger people starting to call me Honey or Sweetie. That's a sure sign something is up! Ughhhh
Login to Reply
Canerdy Avatar
Janice Canerdy
Date: 2/23/2018 8:06:00 PM
Oh, yes! I've been hearing "sweetie" for several years! Thanks so much, Rhoda! Janice
Get a Premium Membership
Get more exposure for your poetry and more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Member Area

My Admin
Profile and Settings
Edit My Poems
Edit My Quotes
Edit My Short Stories
Edit My Articles
My Comments Inboxes
My Comments Outboxes
Soup Mail
Poetry Contests
Contest Results/Status
Followers
Poems of Poets I Follow
Friend Builder

Soup Social

Poetry Forum
New/Upcoming Features
The Wall
Soup Facebook Page
Who is Online
Link to Us

Member Poems

Poems - Top 100 New
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Best
Poems - by Topic
Poems - New (All)
Poems - New (PM)
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Read
Poems - Unread

Member Poets

Poets - Best New
Poets - New
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems Recent
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poets - Top 100 Contest

Famous Poems

Famous Poems - African American
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Haiku
Famous Poems - Love
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100

Famous Poets

Famous Poets - Living
Famous Poets - Most Popular
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poets - African American
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Cinquain
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Haiku
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Love
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Punjabi
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Spanish
Famous Poets - Suicidal
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - War

Poetry Resources

Anagrams
Bible
Book Store
Character Counter
Cliché Finder
Poetry Clichés
Common Words
Copyright Information
Grammar
Grammar Checker
Homonym
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Lyrics
Love Poem Generator
New Poetic Forms
Plagiarism Checker
Poetry Art
Publishing
Random Word Generator
Spell Checker
Store
What is Good Poetry?
Word Counter
Hide Ad