To Hell With Love

If all those erotic girls of the streets with rotund hips and tantalizing ****, For all their sex and sins go to hell… Ha, I sure must steal, cheat and lie well. If all those priests and chaste nuns For all their piety and divine devotions Inherit God’s grace and go to heaven… I must indulge in all them cardinal sins seven. Methinks, NOT to do none of them good things Lest they fly me to heaven on the angel's wings, Life there must surely be dull, drab and sullen with all them saints, martyrs and many a nun. Oh, I do hear you all say about the afterlife How to go to heaven and earn an eternal life, But I rather stay put and enjoy the life I crave… Unless you wanna go first and return to rave! ~"GO AHEAD...I DARE YA!" contest by John lawless