Time and Motion

In a job where time and motion had an impact that was nil,
I was introduced to modern trends that mentioned soon I will,
but I could buck the system if I chose, by opening up me ‘gob’
although it meant that very soon I wouldn’t have a job.

It was a man of time and motion with a smooth and silver tongue,
who delivered his impression on how workers should be stung,
and then mentioned data figures that would see his work implode, 
when he waved a note to caution these techniques at our abode.  

This puzzled all us union folk who had listened to him sprout,
and we whispered all amongst us what this buggers on about,
then he mentioned of his married life and with a gentle notion,
he said there’s times that can be duds within his time and motion.  

So with murmuring and whispers from us listeners in our chairs,
we tried to fathom proper answers from this question as it flairs,
and we pushed a proposition for an answer to his grave concern.
That’s when our tutor curtly answered on a lesson we should learn.

In a tone that had a scary trait with quite a warning he did say, 
he watched his wife at breakfast with her routine every day,
and by working time and motion there were signs that un-fulfils, 
so he thought he’d help a little bringing home his working skills.

He noted she made extra trips between a table and the stove
From cupboards to the benches back to the fridge she’d often rove,
carrying one single item, which time and motion couldn’t stand,
therefore time that she was wasting sort of brought forth a demand.

So one morning he was forthright with a plan to ease her plight,
and he mentioned a suggestion on his way to make things right.
Instead of going willy-nilly with her routine filled with waste,
he placed a ban upon discretion and a plot to gain her haste.   

Instead of carting items one by one; he suggested two or more,
then his conversation’s interrupted from a bloke upon the floor.
“Did this save time with breakfast?” And it’s replied “No worries mate.
It used to take her twenty minutes - now I cook it in eight!”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Proxenos Avatar
May 15, 2021 at 4:15 AM
Time and Motion Managers upset workers, they think they know best. Taking a little extra time in whatever one does and producing something faultless, is a far better option. Being too quick and upsetting the apple cart when producing their final result somewhat wrong, by forgetting or missing out important, messages, things, equipment, whatever it might be, is disastrous. Greek cooking takes time, labour and effort. I wonder if his cooking is as tasty as hers? Great one Lindsay. Hugs, Jenn.
Laurie Avatar
May 20, 2021 at 12:05 AM
Hello Jennifer ... I will have to say your comment is a very permanent reply to this poem. Many accidents are caused by inexperience haste forced upon the employee - thank you Jennifer - Lindsay
Sands Avatar
May 6, 2021 at 5:57 AM
Entertaining and good rhyming Lindsay. Well done :)
Laurie Avatar
May 6, 2021 at 9:29 PM
Hello Heidi ... thank you for your encouraging comment Heidi. I do appreciate it - Lindsay
Theraven Avatar
May 5, 2021 at 8:11 AM
Lindsay, Indomitable spirit in her breakfast dance. 'He noted she made extra trips between a table and the stove // From cupboards to the benches back to the fridge she’d often rove,' That response to his fast food ways.. -Richard
Laurie Avatar
May 6, 2021 at 9:27 PM
Hello Richard ... he played with fire taking on the boss of the kitchen. Probably as bad as standing on a land mine - thank you Richard - Lindsay
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May 4, 2021 at 12:44 AM
That’s great Lindsay, held my interest all the way through and the ending is hilarious, fantastic start to the day… Belle
Laurie Avatar
May 6, 2021 at 9:23 PM
Hello Belle... he might have saved time but the lesson he learned is even better - thanks Belle - Lindsay
Mchattie Avatar
May 3, 2021 at 5:03 PM
Funny stuff my friend. A worthy subject to make fun of. Have a great day.
Laurie Avatar
May 6, 2021 at 9:18 PM
Hello David ... pleased you enjoyed this little 'just desserts' poem. It pays for a man to stay out of the kitchen if the wife is in there - thank you David - Lindsay
Ball Avatar
May 2, 2021 at 9:27 PM
This really made me smile Lindsay. Reminded me of my mother-in-law who would take 20min. to make a sandwich. She brought each item from the fridge one by one. Her husband finally sold the stove and bought a microwave to get supper on time but because she had more time to prepare she just started later. Then once it was in the microwave she would call him to come push the buttons for her. lol He went out again and bought another stove. God Bless, JB
Laurie Avatar
May 6, 2021 at 9:15 PM
Hello Judy ... your comment is a darn good story. Probably best to leave well enough alone - thanks again Judy - Lindsay
Curtis Avatar
May 2, 2021 at 2:12 PM
I opened me gob and got the sack, that's why I'm self employed. But Loved the story. Take Care Mate!
Laurie Avatar
May 6, 2021 at 9:13 PM
Hello Jerry ... no employer likes anyone who is smarter than them - thanks Mate - Lindsay
Dietrich Avatar
April 30, 2021 at 4:45 PM
You never fail to amuse, my friend!! Very well done.
Laurie Avatar
May 6, 2021 at 9:11 PM
Hello Andrea ... I guess it's what I like to do, but I enjoy reading heartbreak, nature, and history verses most - thank you once again Andrea - Lindsay
Pettit Avatar
April 30, 2021 at 4:28 AM
Nice descriptiveness and rhyming. Time management is so important in everyday life.
Laurie Avatar
May 6, 2021 at 9:08 PM
G'day Robert ... problem was, a wife normally manages the kitchen so it's best to let her - thanks again Robert - Lindsay
Hawkins Avatar
April 27, 2021 at 5:27 PM
Thank you, Lindsay, for sharing your clever funny poem. Still smiling...
Laurie Avatar
May 6, 2021 at 9:06 PM
It was a pleasure Shirley. It's one lesson he best learn - thank you Shirley - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
April 26, 2021 at 11:52 AM
Brilliant! Aloha! Rico
Laurie Avatar
May 6, 2021 at 9:04 PM
Hi there Rico ... he should save this for his work, not the home front. There can only be one result - thanks Rico - Lindsay
Hinshaw Avatar
April 26, 2021 at 9:26 AM
That'll learn ya, Mate! Another delightful write that I enjoyed with my cuppa, Lindsay. Press on! - Bob H
Laurie Avatar
May 6, 2021 at 9:02 PM
Hello Bob ... a know all getting the treatment he deserved - thanks again Bob - Lindsay
Cunningham Avatar
April 26, 2021 at 4:00 AM
Lol, something to be said for time and motion studies. Tom
Laurie Avatar
May 6, 2021 at 9:00 PM
G'day Tom ... those who perform these acts have barely worked in their lives but they sure know how to upset workers - thanks Tom - Lindsay
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