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Tim Smith - Im Fartbroken

Continuation of the on going banter and poems posted by some lovely people since I posted my poem Passing Wind yesterday I’ve been called some things in my life A lovely mother and a wonderful wife But Tim Smith just called a ‘Smelly Tart’ From now on I’ll just call him a cheeky old fart I'M SIMPLY FARTBROKEN TIM Jan Allison 1st July 2014

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Toquyen Harrell

Date: 7/1/2014 5:51:00 PM

What you guys do - stinking up the house for? Somebody needs to teach you etiquette, lol. I think I'll run away from you haha

Jan Allison
Date: 7/1/2014 6:02:00 PM

Just a bit of light hearted banter from my original poem posted yesterday - at least its got people posting poems and comments and having a bit of fun. Hugs Jan xxx

Richard Palmer

Date: 7/1/2014 4:08:00 PM

lol,funny rhyme,love it,laugh till you fart lol lol,great write Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 7/1/2014 5:21:00 PM

LOL Richard - do read 'passing wind' and the other poems that have stemmed from my silly poem. Hugs Jan xxx

Casarah Nance

Date: 7/1/2014 3:10:00 PM

Hahaha great, yep Jan you should did start something stinky :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/1/2014 3:17:00 PM

I know Casarah its great others have joined in too. Hugs jan xxx

Jerry Bolton

Date: 7/1/2014 1:29:00 PM

Heh.Heh Smells in here, phew!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/1/2014 3:17:00 PM

Sure does Jerry and I am responsible for starting the farty theme but others have continued and now blame me hence the reason Im fartbroken:-( Hugs Jan x

Nette Onclaud

Date: 7/1/2014 1:00:00 PM

a rib-tickler, jan.. i'm in stitches;surely tim too.. huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 7/1/2014 3:13:00 PM

We have had such fun nette you need to write a farty poem too LOL Hugs jan xxx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/1/2014 12:42:00 PM

- 'Smelly Tart' .... he teases you ... - Love you both -oxox // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/1/2014 3:13:00 PM

I know Anne Lise this has brought some much needed life into the site LOl Hugs jan xxx

Tim Smith

Date: 7/1/2014 12:31:00 PM

I posted a response..lol

Jan Allison
Date: 7/1/2014 3:12:00 PM

will go see thanks Tim:-) hugs Jan xxx

Tim Smith

Date: 7/1/2014 12:22:00 PM

Oh Jan it was all in good fun...hugs Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 7/1/2014 12:28:00 PM

I Know Tim lol:-) can't believe how this has escalated from my silly poem yesterday others joining in the fun - its awesomeeeeeeeeee. little hug - don't want you expelling any gas now do we! Jan xxxx