Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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He was arrested on his birthday and relased 11 hours later - its a birthday he will never forget 02/12/26

 

Images sent by friends so I cannot credit the creator of these images - probably A! but they sure made me smile!

THRONE OUT

Andrew ordered a stripogram, Kay
To visit him on his birthday
When he opened the door
Sixteen copper’s he saw
They cuffed him, then took him away

After questioning for many hours
In the police car oh how he cowers
There’s one thing I’ll bet
He’s been covered in sweat
His birthday bash pizza night sours! 

The Epstein files are in the press
Now Andrew’s life is such a mess
As his recent arrest
Surely made Andrew stressed
He’s guilty, but he won’t confess

I’m hoping royal succession can
Be removed from this vile man
I’m “Throne out,” he will moan
“The loo’s my only throne”
All royal titles flushed down the pan!

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Linda Alice Fowler February 27, 2026 at 2:03 PM Oh my Jan! He is a piece of work isn't he? Clever string of lims! :)

Jack Horne February 25, 2026 at 12:51 PM LOL, LOVE this, my friend Jan Allison February 25, 2026 at 2:28 PM Am sure i can do more poems about him and Mandy too lol:-) hugs Jan ooh Mandy and Andy rhyme hee hee and of course randy lol. will work on it sometime lol

BE Bailey February 24, 2026 at 6:21 AM You've done it again Jan! Extremely well written. I love your Jan humour :). Big hugs and love -B- Jan Allison February 25, 2026 at 2:27 PM Thanks so much B xx hugs Jan xx

David Kavanagh February 22, 2026 at 10:52 AM All your Limericks are pitch perfect Jan, and Xtremely well written, from covered in sweat to throne out, he could well end up spending his royal succession in the can! Cheers David Jan Allison February 22, 2026 at 10:59 AM Thanks David, believe me it was fun to write this string of poems. I was inspired by the meme's I have been sent, these ones were perfect with the poem lol ! hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy February 22, 2026 at 5:52 AM Superb job on this limerick suite, Jan. "Throne out"~~great pun. He's so far down the line now; surely he won't ever be king!! Believe me, we have our share of pervs over here in the states! Janice Jan Allison February 22, 2026 at 10:48 AM I couldn't resist the title lol . It will be interesting to see how this progresses but I don't think he can continue to profess his innocence - that tv interview he did was bad advice from whoever agreed to it - I am sure body language experts would have a field day - but at the end of the day anyone could see from his eyes and body language that he was telling huge porkies !

Tania Kitchin February 22, 2026 at 4:49 AM Jan, a clever, funny and creative string of limericks. Jan Allison February 22, 2026 at 10:44 AM Thanks Tania, it will be interesting to see how this progresses! hugs Jan x

the barefoot bard February 21, 2026 at 10:04 PM Jan Allison February 22, 2026 at 10:45 AM thanks douglas, no idea why i cant comment below your comment! jugs jan x the barefoot bard February 21, 2026 at 10:13 PM Good day Jan lol Great poem . Hope he now ( to use your clever choice of words he gets throne in ...........prison if along with all the Lucifer spirits.

Andrea Dietrich February 21, 2026 at 4:20 PM Oh I loved your title and that top picture, Jan. Forgot to say Jan Allison February 22, 2026 at 10:48 AM thanks Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May February 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM Lol, He has perverted the throne, now jail should be his home Jan Allison February 22, 2026 at 10:49 AM agreed Joseph and its about time the truth was told. hugs Jan x

Andrea Dietrich February 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM I knew all about him before covid times because I saw videos about Epstein and Andrew already and learned about Pizzagate , which Google denied is truth. Even Bill Gates and others are in the files planning the covid stuff in their emails that the media is not likely to show people . You have to go to Rumble to see a lot of the things people have been lied to about for decades now. Anyway, great take on that prince of a guy. I heard his only punishment was get kicked out if the palace Jan Allison February 22, 2026 at 10:51 AM I dont think anything more will be covered up - gee for him to come out with such ludicrous alibis that he cannot sweat and was at a pizza place with his daughter beggars belief. so much covered up which is now going to make a lot of folk nervous!

Tom Cunningham February 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM Lol you should send this to Buckingham Palace Jan, he's a scoundrel and as he's finding out he's not above the law. Tom Jan Allison February 22, 2026 at 10:52 AM I wonder if they swap the meme's as there are a lot going around lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane February 21, 2026 at 2:19 PM It’s disgusting when power rises in the heads of narcissistic men. Yes, I wrote ‘heads.’ Excellent Limericks in your clever style, Jan. Jan Allison February 22, 2026 at 10:52 AM lovely pun their lin lol:-) dick heads springs to mind lol :-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer February 21, 2026 at 1:55 PM Hilarious, Jan! Love the title the most! Jan Allison February 21, 2026 at 2:00 PM I couldnt resist Ilene, I think the title is as important as the actual body of the poem:-) hugs Jan xx