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Three Reliable Witnesses

There were three reliable eye witnesses to the robbery. I was the first detective on the scene; did not even have time to put on my overcoat. One said the perpetrator was young, blonde, five nine, thin. Another said he was dark-skinned, thirty-five-ish, stocky, with green eyes. A third said he was not sure if the perp was a woman or a man. I gave this guy a business card to my other business. When I am not solving crime from my easy chair, I sell eyeglasses.

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Date: 7/29/2020 9:38:00 PM
It is very important that eye witnesses be able to see. The detective is doing a fine job. I enjoyed your fun poem, Caren. :)
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/29/2020 10:46:00 PM
Thank you my friend. I appreciate you stopping by.
Date: 7/29/2020 12:22:00 PM
Ah ha! A humorous poem. Thank you, thank you. Everybody is so serious. It can be difficult to find some levity. Thank you for cheering me up. Good job, my friend. Sincerely, Bryan
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/29/2020 10:47:00 PM
I try to be non-serious about 99.9 percent of the time. I have ten grandchildren.

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