Three Men In a Boat
Rooty toot toot three men in a boat
Heading for Niagara Falls
Each one loudly protesting in their own lingo
Gonna die where are the oars
One was Russian couldn't decipher
One Japanese no chance
One a stuffy old Brit too long to translate
Collectively wet their pants
At the very edge a fairy flew down
She stopped the flow
With her magic wand sparkling in the skies
And the skies were all aglow
The magic fairy is remembered today
As three men in a boat
Saved from Niagara Falls by a magical force
All three men still afloat
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2022
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