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A woman walks into a coffee shop, sits at the counter. Right next to her is a gentleman reading his newspaper. His face buried in his daily without looking he reaches out takes one finger from her Kit Kat bar. She can't believe what she just saw. Clearly angry she rustles the foil on her bar as she herself takes a finger to eat. A few seconds past Once again the gentleman takes another finger of the now infamous chocolate bar. Now the woman is furious she grabs his Newspaper out of his hands throws it on the counter. She then grabs a piece of his doughnut dunks it in his coffee eats it and walks out. The man is clearly in shock and confused but says nothing. He orders another donut and coffee returns to reading his paper. Meanwhile the woman heads to and gets to her car. She opens the car Now you can see it all on her face redder than a Kit Kat wrapper. Sitting in plain view on the passenger seat quiet and unassuming is her Kit Kat Chocolate bar. Poor man and he was so polite about it all.
Maurice Yvonne 19~10~2014 This write is inspired from an idea I recently had for a Kit Kat commercial. You will never see it in a poetry book but hopefully you enjoyed it. Maurice Yvonne 19~10~2014

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Date: 10/21/2014 6:19:00 PM
I may have gotten the title of that story wrong. It had something to do with cookies and I am sure it was at Xmas story. So whatever you found , a novel, that was not it. hahaha. Thanks for looking it up though. I will let you know if I ever find my copy of it.
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Date: 10/20/2014 2:55:00 PM
Maurice, I could actually see this happening to some poor soul in reality, it is funny and yet I feel bad for both of them in a way a real life mistake in opps vile, cheri
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Date: 10/20/2014 1:14:00 PM
I still buy Kit Kat candy, today. I like their taste and you can break them in two and share one with a friend. Great fun poem, Maurice. Did you hear the joke about the cat and mouse that went to Heaven. God asked the mouse how he liked it here. The mouse said ok, but this place is so big it's hard to get around. So God gave him a pair of roller skates. Then God asked the cat how he liked it here. He said great, especially those meals on wheels you have up here!
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Date: 10/20/2014 11:27:00 AM
Just read one where 2 guys are sat talking, a woman sat at the next table. Guys loudly talking about 'her' curves and how sleek she is, would love to take her etc. Woman gets irate and screams of sex harassment. The guys then look past her at a Honda motorbike outside the window!! Love this stuff. God Bless. D.
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Date: 10/20/2014 2:02:00 AM
Very entertaining! You were right, this was a fun poem to read, and it was also a refreshing and enjoyable change of pace. Nice work, Maurice!
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Date: 10/19/2014 9:32:00 PM
Thank you for the laugh Maurice, it was timely.
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Date: 10/19/2014 6:56:00 PM
Maurice. I love this. I am curious if you thought it up all by yourself because this is a story I heard called "the white Christmas cookies" where the story took place in an airport and a guy was eating the cookies that supposedly belonged to the girl. yes, you are right. this would make an incredible commercial. You gotta talk to someone famous and try to get it MADE!!!
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Maurice Yvonne
Date: 10/19/2014 7:26:00 PM
I googled "the white christmas cookies" looks like some kind of murder mystery story. It is a book. I have no idea what the story is it doesn't say much about it online just you can buy it. We had commercials here for Kit Kat about share your Kit Kat because it has the four fingers. I thought up of the commercial based on that. A very common plot twist. Originates way back to Shakespeare's "A Comedy Of Errors". Everything in my opinion is excution but yes I thought up of the idea myself but as I said common and we have all done stuff like that.
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Maurice Yvonne
Date: 10/19/2014 7:03:00 PM
Date: 10/19/2014 6:53:00 PM
hey, what the heck did I do to deserve all those bird poems? hahaha. It's ok. I thought they were fun to read!! Let me see your latest poem now!
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Maurice Yvonne
Date: 10/19/2014 6:55:00 PM
bird jokes!
Date: 10/19/2014 4:55:00 PM
Dear Maurice, I love Kit Kat bars, but not as much as I love this poem. Can imagine how embarrassing this would be! Had a great laugh, my friend. Love, carolyn
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Maurice Yvonne
Date: 10/19/2014 5:50:00 PM
Have you ever tasted a chocolate coated poet?
Date: 10/19/2014 3:34:00 PM
Very funny for sure especially at the end of the story Maurice. It made me chuckled and smiled a lot ;) most funny twist at the end. Have a great week ahead my friend! Love & Light! xxx D .
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Maurice Yvonne
Date: 10/19/2014 5:50:00 PM
You have a great week!
Date: 10/19/2014 3:33:00 PM
You sure made me laugh, Maurice; I enjoy fun poems and this is one of the best I've bitten into! (even if it's yours:) // paul
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Maurice Yvonne
Date: 10/19/2014 5:49:00 PM
I love chocolate!
Date: 10/19/2014 2:02:00 PM
Naughty Maurice... ;) I'd just about die! I'd go back and give him my kit kat and a kiss! Hugs
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Maurice Yvonne
Date: 10/19/2014 5:51:00 PM
Not everyone is as sweet as you!
Date: 10/19/2014 1:48:00 PM
OH, GIMME A BREAK!!
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Maurice Yvonne
Date: 10/19/2014 5:49:00 PM
A KIT KAT BREAK!
Date: 10/19/2014 1:42:00 PM
Yes, very funny!!!
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Date: 10/19/2014 1:20:00 PM
I did see it but loved to read this here. I have to laugh because I agree with what Tim said.
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Maurice Yvonne
Date: 10/19/2014 5:51:00 PM
Tim is usually right!
Date: 10/19/2014 1:07:00 PM
Embarassing situations happen..and its nice to learn to laugh about them .I love your kit kat idra : )..And kit kat is one of my favourite chocs..B-)
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Charmaine Chircop
Date: 10/19/2014 1:09:00 PM
your kit kat commercial idea I meant : )
Date: 10/19/2014 12:32:00 PM
Great fun write - shame I don't like Kit Kats or it could be written about me LOL:-) Hugs Jan xxx
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Maurice Yvonne
Date: 10/19/2014 5:48:00 PM
Do you mean Kitty Cats?
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Jan Allison
Date: 10/19/2014 1:23:00 PM
I like the plain choc ones not the ones in the red wrappers lol:-) hugs Jan xxx
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Brenda Meier-Hans
Date: 10/19/2014 1:21:00 PM
I love Kit Kats. Maybe they taste better in Canada. Eh?
Date: 10/19/2014 12:08:00 PM
haha...the irony of life....I think this happens more than we think...cheers Tim
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/19/2014 6:02:00 PM
Lol.....
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Maurice Yvonne
Date: 10/19/2014 5:52:00 PM
Don't make me Snicker?
Date: 10/19/2014 11:51:00 AM
Maurice My Friend . . . Enjoyed this one I did, immensely!! I love the humor and narrative here very much. With some of the "junk" I've seen that gets published in "The New Yorker" and even "Harper's Magazine" (at times), there is no reason that your poem could not end up in a poetry book or a magazine. Why not?? It's top drawer with me, and this one reflects your clear talent in being quite humorous. A "7" from me -- even if it never makes it in a book. Cheers and Best Wishes, Gary
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Date: 10/19/2014 11:47:00 AM
- It is in such moments you wish there was a hole in the floor ............... :)))))) - I love it! - Should really been in a poetry book, Maurice !! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Maurice Yvonne
Date: 10/19/2014 5:53:00 PM
You are just too sweet for words.

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