They Deserve Each Other

Teresa is shifty, she’s crafty, she’s cunning, she’s sly. She endears herself to his mother before she meets the guy. Married six times, and six times a widow with lots of cash. She is now after my uncle, who has only one eyelash. We are not going to warn him because he’s a swindler, a thief. He has taken advantage of all of us, selling moldy cigarettes and beef. They deserve each other, we are going to sit by and watch the show. Who will get to whom first, is something only the Grim Reaper may know.