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Funny or bawdy limerick set Contest by Tania Kitchin

They Bashed the Man



It's sad when a man's claim to fame
Is having more than just one dame
Like birds of a feather
They all got together
Saying he left after he came

Leigh Anne bashed the man most of all
She said he only had one ball
Sometimes it turned beet red
That's when he'd wet her bed
So, she kicked his A S S down the hall
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Woods Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Nice one lol
Kitchin Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Mark, congratulations on your top winning placement with your funny and clever limerick set!
Lane Avatar
May 7, 2024 at 11:13 AM
I'm with Tom in having no pity for that guy. He deserved more than a butt kicking. Good lines, Mark.
Koplin Avatar
May 7, 2024 at 2:00 PM
ha ha Lin. I have to agree with you. Thank you.
Cunningham Avatar
May 7, 2024 at 10:20 AM
He certainly took on more than he could handle, serves him right. Hope you're keeping well Mark. Good luck in the contest. Tom
Koplin Avatar
May 7, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Some guys can't keep 'it' under control. Yes it did serve him right. Thanks Tom.
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