There's a Bloke In This Cafe Slapping His Face

he's been there doing that for 
about twenty minutes

it's both palms on both 
face pastries 

he was here the other day 
laptop in front of him

bopping and biffing
like in a boat race

chronic stress? enervation?
or giving the epidermis

something to think about
sod retinoids and clarins 

maybe the brain is fusty
needs a few yawns too

like the sound of an alaskan 
salmon against sham praise

is this the future? when i'm gone
on buses, trains, offices

a democratic spanking
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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