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There Was a Young Lady From Peel

A voluptuous young lady from Peel
Her huge breasts she would try to conceal
So she wore baggy tops
When she went to the shops
But folks stared and asked are they real?

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2014

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December 26, 2024 at 4:36 AM

I knew that young lady from peel, And her breasts were certainly real, For I met her one day , As she passed my way , And she invited me to have a feel.

December 26, 2024 at 4:43 AM

haha ha i still say you and Beryl should do a collaborative limerick book, you both write them so brilliantly John! hugs jan xx

April 13, 2015 at 12:38 PM

Jan, OMG!!!! I loved this. Not like its anyone's business. Well done. :O) Keep up with the great work. Keep on penning. Thank you so very much for sharing your wonderful and creative talents with us. We all truly appreciate it. *S* Cynthia

April 13, 2015 at 12:40 PM

Totally fiction write Cynthia - I have to go with the low of my pen ... sometimes it gets me into trouble lol! I have done another poem about this 'lady' it is called 'Juicy Fruit' lol Hugs Jan xx

September 8, 2014 at 2:33 PM

Ha ha, love if Jan :) xx

September 8, 2014 at 2:35 PM

LOL James *** blushes*** hugs Jan xxx

May 1, 2014 at 9:31 PM

Jan Such a creative and fun write. Made me laugh and smile. I don't have to worry about big ones, cause you need a microscope to see mine. HEE HEE

May 1, 2014 at 11:55 PM

Thanks Robin. hugs Jan x

May 1, 2014 at 9:32 PM

Thank you for the nice comment on my Chicken poem.

March 15, 2014 at 1:15 AM

Oh! Jan this is so funny, and true because when you do walk around the shops it is surprising how many woman look like that, I just loved it.............Vera............

March 14, 2014 at 8:06 PM

This is funny Jan congrats on the wim

March 14, 2014 at 8:19 PM

Aww thanks for dropping by Tim. Jan xxxx

March 14, 2014 at 4:00 PM

Well done! Congratulations!

March 14, 2014 at 6:50 PM

Thanks Roy. Jan xxx

March 14, 2014 at 12:38 PM

Good one Jan, Congratulations, enjoying the win. *SKAT

March 14, 2014 at 6:50 PM

Thanks for the lovely comment Skat. Jan x

March 14, 2014 at 11:03 AM

Lady to girl and add her in last line. Then meter is sweeter. :) Awesome limy, especially for your first one. Congrats. Now go write some more of these gems. Peace. :) And please accept my injections in the spirit in which they are intended. :)

March 14, 2014 at 11:10 AM

Thank you for the advice Robert. I am learning so much since I joined in February. will drop by to read your works later. Hugs Jan xxxx

March 14, 2014 at 5:12 AM

Congratulations on the fine win in Limerick contest. Lovely humor, jan

March 14, 2014 at 5:21 AM

Thank you so much for the lovely comment Dr Mehta, I am delighted with 5th place. :-) Jan x

Andrea Dietrich

March 14, 2014 at 2:03 AM

This was quite funny to me. The meter seemed a wee bit off in parts, or I'd have put it even higher. Congrats for your win and thanks for supporting my contest.

March 14, 2014 at 5:19 AM

Wow Andrea! This is my first attempt at writing a limerick so I am delighted with 5th place limerick. Many thanks for your kind words. Jan xxx

Shadow Hamilton

March 12, 2014 at 8:04 PM

really like this Jan bawdy and funny hugs

March 12, 2014 at 8:14 PM

Thanks Shadow glad it made you giggle. Love your name by the way its ace :-)

March 2, 2014 at 4:30 PM

Hi Jan - Really love this. I can just imagine a nice Edward Lear style picture to go with it too! best wishes Alex

March 2, 2014 at 4:35 PM

Many thanks for the kind words Alex - was my first attempt at a limerick. Jan xxx

March 1, 2014 at 12:17 PM

Good one! Just baudy enough to be considered a genuine limerick. Cheers, Roy

March 1, 2014 at 1:56 PM

Thanks for the feedback Roy. Jan xxxx

February 27, 2014 at 1:36 PM

Hi Jan,I love this,It's very good,as good as any I've ever heard before. xxx

February 27, 2014 at 1:52 PM

Awww thanks Jenny you are too kind. My first attempt at a limerick so I'm quite happy. Jan xxx

Eileen Manassian

February 27, 2014 at 8:46 AM

Good one, Jan....I'd just show them off....;-) Thanks for your lovely post on my poem....hugs

February 27, 2014 at 8:54 AM

that made me giggle Eileen! Aww you thoroughly deserve to be Pm xx Jan x

Anne-Lise Andresen

February 27, 2014 at 2:35 AM

- A funny limerick Jan - Well done - I hope the day will be good and with more smiles :) - oxox // Anne-Lise :)))

February 27, 2014 at 3:19 AM

Thanks Anne Lise - this is such a contrast to the poem I wrote to mum at 6am this morning. We have an appointment with the memory clinic at 10am guess that's whats on my mind thanks for dropping by Jan x

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