The Wrong Shoe

A late night out Followed by an early dash Made getting too the office A complete and utter hash My hair was stuck up like ‘Mary’s’ I was running late and in a rush My shirt was half tucked into my trousers Causing discomfort and a ‘jockey crush’ My fly zip was snagged and open But the belt had saved the day The hair on my tongue was festering Temporarily keeping the boss at bay Just when I thought I was settled The day presented another ‘T do’ My feet were mismatched and adorning…… A black and a very brown shoe!!