The Woke Joke

Hope I can come up with more laughs soon, Linda. My muse has done a runner again! Terry

It sure has, Tom… and it’s only gonna get worse! Terry

I presume ‘Woke’ is worldwide. The ‘an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a bar’ thing is very much British. I expect Australia has its own version.

I get it now Terry! Is it an English thing or a world wide thing?? Debx

Wow, how to define such a messed up concept??? When you hear of rapists going to a female prison because they suddenly identify as female, when big burly males, identify as female to win every woman’s race they enter… when the world lets that happen, it’s cos the worlds gone Woke. When you shouldn’t notice skin tone, accent, fat, thin, ugly, smelly, uneducated, sexuality, ANYTHING ABOUT ANYONE it’s because the worlds gone Woke. Best I can do. In this particular context though, is that it’s loosely based on the number of jokes that begin… “An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman…”. Hope that helps, Deb.

Thanks, Julie. Glad to oblige. Terry

Then it served its purpose. Thanks, Vickey

Terry, instead of saying It'll drive you nuts probably you best say it'll drive you a particular kind of dry fruit that has a single seed, a hard shell, and a protective husk. :) Cheers - Gary

You gotta laugh or it’ll drive you nuts. Thanks, Daniel

You’ll be in the Gentlemen’s seats… oh… er….

What I wanna know, is this. If fat people must now be called enormous, what the hell do we call dinosaurs, ocean liners, King Kong or Godzilla? Is a fat chance now an enormous chance…. Isn’t one the polar opposite of the other? Duh! Terry

You’re not wrong, Jeff. Can’t believe what they’re doing with books now. Somehow, it has to be stopped. Terry

Just keep an eye out for the woke police, Gary. I did have three verses but settled for the one. Soup would have blocked my entire last line anyway! Terry