The Witch's Car

Once I had a little car.
I loved her oh so much,
But she was murdered by a man,
Who drove a big Dodge truck.

I looked around and finally found,
A car to take her place.
Who knew behind her pretty face,
The engine'd been laid waste.

She coughed and choked and gagged until,
She spit up chunks of carbon.
My husband bought her anyway.
He said that could be pardoned.

He said it was a minor thing.
He'd fix it right away.
It turned into a major bill,
That wouldn't go away.

It spent more time in the garage,
Than it did on the road,
And we were told to sell it soon,
For soon we'd need it towed.

Whoever'd worked under the hood,
For certain must be manic,
For from the looks of things in there,
He was no mechanic.

I felt so down, I'd spent so much,
This thing could not be worse.
I felt for sure that in this car,
I drove under some curse.

The ties broke as I drove it home.
I went right in the ditch.
I swear before we bought this car,
It was owned by a witch.





Actually what happened when the ties broke I was driving home on the back roads to keep it out of trouble. Suddenly the steering went all weird on me and I jumped a ditch and took out about 100yds. of some poor farmer's fence, barely missed runnning over a dog and finally made it home dragging about half a mile of barbed wire tangled under the car.
That tore it.
I didn't want that car anymore and refused to drive it again.Couldn't anyway. The ties were gone.



For Driving Me Crazy Contest by Paula Swanson
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Sweetheart Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 7:07 PM
awesome write Judy and great rhyme ..easy to read and enjoy luv.. good luck in the contest.. hope u have a better car now luv..
Ball Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 7:16 PM
Thanks so much Linda. Yes I have had several cars since then and none were ever as bad as that one. God Bless, JB
Horne Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 5:20 PM
Wow, scary stuff, Judy. Maybe your car was possessed, LOL. Swilk means anything you like, I guess - it was for the invent a word contest
Brown Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 1:43 PM
I have enjoyed reading your wonderful poetry today Judy. I love poetry that is written from the heart as I believe that is where the best poetry comes from. I wish you a wonderful weekend filled with Love, Good Health and loads of Inspiration. Love, Carol
Lucas Mcclure Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 11:52 AM
I feel your pain!.lol This gave me a chuckle too! Good luck in the contest. Your poem is winner even if your car isn't! lol
Ball Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Thanks so much Lori. God Bless, JB
Bagnall Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 7:51 AM
brilliant - really enjoyed this one, simple and effective, and everybody's had some piece of tech that was broken from the day they bought it.
Ball Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Thanks Nick. God Bless, JB
Onclaud Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 12:13 AM
what a gas.. or it the car have none as welll?... humor so wickedly funny!.. a winning bet, judy..:) huggs, nette
Ball Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 12:25 AM
Thanks so much Nette. God Bless, JB
Dietrich Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 11:51 PM
great title for it, as shown by the ending line as well. I had no idea about this contest. I'll have to read up on it!! NICELY done.
Ball Avatar
August 26, 2011 at 12:34 AM
It's a fun rite. Thanks bunches. God Bless, JB
Wesley Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 11:20 PM
Just great Judy, an amazing verse that plays a minor chord in car owners.
Ball Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 11:31 PM
Thanks so much Liz. God Bless, JB
A   Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 10:55 PM
wow! every one is doing good in all these contest. I had fun reading your entry for the driving me crazy contest. I think you are on the right track...lol... I think mine was owned by a wizard..lol... i have no problems with mine yet...i truly enjoyed,..p.d.
Ball Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 10:59 PM
Thanks so much my friend. God Bles,JB
Sivey Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 10:27 PM
I completely love this write! You described a wonderful story and wrote it perfectly! Thank you for writing this fine poem and sharing it with us!! Good luck in the contest!!
Ball Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 10:46 PM
Thanks so much Russ. God Bless, JB
Francis Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 9:21 PM
lovely piece.
Ball Avatar
August 25, 2011 at 9:22 PM
Thanks so much. God Bless, JB
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