The Three Little Bigs

Once upon a time, There were three Little- Bigs (They were short, but fat.) They knew the hungry wolf Would like to pick them up, And maybe score some ham, So the three Little-Bigs, All went to different places, To slim down their Porky butts... The first Little-Big went To "Gold's Gym" Figuring diet and fighting skills Would keep the wolf at bay... But the wolf was a Black-Belt, And had his Pork and Beans... The second Little-Big, Searched for better means... So he got a bullet-proof vest, But Mr. Wolf did not need a gun, He bite off that Little-Big's head, He thought it was great fun! Our last Little-Biggie, Bought himself a knife, When Mr Wolf approached, He took the Wolf's evil life... So if you have to fend off a wolf, Keep your wits real sharp, Use your shiv on his neck, And cover his body with a tarp