The Talk of the Monsters Ball

I went to the Monsters Ball. I must have been 7 feet tall. I was wearing stilettos so steep. They were really hurting my feet. You will never guess what I wore. And not to tell it I always swore. But I guess I'll have to confess. Someone saw me and now it's a mess. I was wearing a red sheer gown. And the top was halfway down. Red sheer hose covered my legs. Held up by red garters like pegs. It was a monstrous sight. If you'd been there that night. Like the person who saw. Writing poems in the raw. His name I will not disclose. But I visited him on tippy toes. He wore Tag body spray, I could tell. Writing poetry as funny as............ Well...I guess I'd better end here. Or I might get beat in the rear.