The Strangest Thing

You ask me where my homework is:
Well, teacher, I know you won’t believe this,
but I swear to you it’s true.
I really had my homework all set to give to you.

But as I walked to school, oh my gosh,
the strangest thing: This pterodactyl.
(what you taught us of in class)
dropped down from the sky
with fire shooting from its ass!

I was petrifed. It HAD to be a pterodactyl. 
I remembered its look, for you taught us well.
It looked like a prehistoric monster -
like a devil’s pet on its way to hell.

This reptile with wings  
came blazing from the sky
right toward me! I batted at it with my book.
I did not want to get burned by it and die.

My homework fell out from
the pages of my book.
That flaming pterodactyl -
my homework he up and took!

I’m sorry, so sorry. I was using self-preservation.
You can see my point, right?
You’ve heard of “Stranger Things!”
Teacher, for sure, this was an aberration!

Jan. 31, 2021 for John Lawless'
...And Then A Flaming Pterodactyl Ate My Homework Poetry Contest
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Allison Avatar
February 27, 2021 at 3:55 PM
love your witty work Andrea, many congrats :-) hugs jan xx
Fowler Avatar
February 27, 2021 at 5:57 AM
Too cute Andrea...love the rhyming :) Congratulations on the win! Linda
Roper Avatar
February 26, 2021 at 10:30 PM
Great story, Andrea. Congratulations on your win . Hugs Eve
Lawless Avatar
February 26, 2021 at 12:06 PM
...and then the teacher sent me to detention....enjoyed this hijinx romp Andrea. thanks for participating in the contest
Pettit Avatar
February 12, 2021 at 5:16 PM
After you told this to the teacher, he or she probably said that the Giants were moving back to the Polo Grounds. I'm sure John gave this entry some consideration.
Y. Avatar
February 3, 2021 at 12:12 PM
Hi Andrea, This is a good entry for the contest. I was thoroughly entertained. I found it to be well written and funny. Good content, flow, and rhymes. Best wishes in the contest. Have a great day:-) Alexis
Eslinger Avatar
February 1, 2021 at 11:07 AM
Absolutely delightful read , pulled me right in and carried me along. Marvelous flow too. Well done!
Brewer Avatar
February 1, 2021 at 8:03 AM
You have the perfect excuse - utterly convincing, Damn these pesky pterodactyls (‘Flying fools; breeze flapping daddies of the old school). Nice one Andrea.
Lamoureux Avatar
February 1, 2021 at 6:40 AM
Ha ha, why fun! Good luck in the contest. ;0)
Pandit Avatar
February 1, 2021 at 6:05 AM
Lovely humor Andrea. Even the teacher was in on this reptile story--how can he not believe it now. All the best.
Jayasankar Avatar
February 1, 2021 at 1:58 AM
Haha... Thanks for the laugh dear Andrea. I really admire how your brain masters in writing any kind of theme, be it funny or otherwise, best wishes... Hugs ~ Ani
Buhagiar Avatar
January 31, 2021 at 11:04 PM
Your humor is tops. But I bet teacher did not believe you. ;) ~~
Brul Avatar
January 31, 2021 at 10:40 PM
Haha...Humorously beautiful Andrea. You are a master of story telling in a poem..More to go!!
Balasubramanian Avatar
January 31, 2021 at 9:10 PM
Fun write for a fun contest. Enjoyed reading. Take care Rama
Wolf Avatar
January 31, 2021 at 6:47 PM
Sounds like your class may have a fire drill scheduled real soon. lol. G.L. in the contest, Andrea! Happy 'Work-Week!' :) gw
Summers Avatar
January 31, 2021 at 6:24 PM
Fun poem for the contest and it shows a lot of imagination. Good luck. John
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