The Stingier Gender

They'll make you think They'll rock your world It's always in great moderation So you never get too spoiled If the other women see Your husband is too happy They'll tell you to go to sleep early An intercourse avoiding nappy Hollywood makes a fortune Off selling love so pure and true Once you meet the real cupid Your ticket buying days will be through If I ever fool myself Into thinking I'm finally going to get some action I start to hum a sixties tune written by the Stones About getting no satisfaction