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The Secret To Buying Right Size of Shoe

Before you go and buy that new pair of shoes, There is something you should do, That will save a return trip for you, Or maybe even one less cost if you do this before you go. If buying for your children, To save a hullabaloo, Before you leave the house, This is what you should help them do, Cut their toenails. You may have another trip, not to do, And earn a thank you from your local GP, As yet another ingrown toenail, Will not be on their bucket list of things they want to do.

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Date: 2/12/2022 11:02:00 PM
Oh, new shoes. Children can be a little tough to shop with sometimes. You were always told to stand up straight while an employee measured your foot with a metal ruler gadget of sorts when I was a child. Ingrown toenails are not on my list of fun either. Ouch! Maybe this was from a real life experience? A funny poem, made me chuckle.
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David Smith
Date: 2/14/2022 2:19:00 AM
I like to slip in a light-hearted fun poem like this from time to time, Thanks again for taking an interest in my work, David in NZ

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