The Rise and Fall of the Worlds Greatest Air Rock Band

As I step through the door
Of my office - Doughnuts Galore
Mildred from behind the counter nods her head at me

I come here every day for a few
Jelly doughnuts and nasty brew
Looking for the perfect job that keeps eluding me

I again pick up the daily rag
Scouring the classified ads
Hoping to find something interesting I see

My bladder lets lose 
At the greatest of news
In Black and White Bold Type face do I read

Wanted lead guitarist in 
An up and coming Air Rock Band
Mildred comes and picks me up off the floor

I went and applied for the job
And with a wink and a nod
They said your exactly what we're looking for

We practice day and night
Hitting all the notes right
Till our Air Rock Band was ready for tour

The crowds we all wowed 
As we brought down every house
In venues we played up and down the Eastern shore

From top forty pop
To industrial techno rock
There wasn't a song we couldn't toast

We even threw a few polkas in 
Sounding sweeter than sin
Cause Brian the drummer likes polka the most

We finally hit the big time
When we went nation wide
The Greatest Air Rock Band the worlds ever known

But as fast as we went to the top
That's just as fast as we dropped
Dead air was all you heard from us on the radio
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Gauthier Avatar
November 4, 2018 at 11:49 AM
Aww - so hard to make it on the radio - but you created a memorable poem, Mike! Awesome job... too bad nobody is advertising for an awesome poet.
Hoffman Avatar
May 31, 2016 at 8:54 AM
Once again, another humorous winner Mike! Your sense of humor is like a breath of fresh air, just like this poem with the air rock band!
Flower Avatar
May 31, 2016 at 12:43 AM
A piece with full of thoughts and wittiness. Job well done. Keep it up, Mike. ;)
Allison Avatar
May 30, 2016 at 7:11 PM
the ending made me laugh out loud I do enjoy your quirky sense of humour Mike:-) hugs jan xx
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