The Reason My Dog Ignores Me

Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t hear what you said, What was it you had to say? Instead of hearing a rainbow of thoughts, I heard a sort of a grey, And I sort of deliberately wilfully chose, To not move an inch, to remain, When you began to shout louder than loud, What was probably my name, You see, over the fence and across the road, Walking all over the path, Is the girl from just down the block, The one with the beautiful a##e, And I swear that she is full on ripe, I swear that she’s on heat, That’s why my attention is set to her, The b***h across the street.