The Reason My Dog Ignores Me

Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t hear what you said, 
What was it you had to say?
Instead of hearing a rainbow of thoughts, 
I heard a sort of a grey,

And I sort of deliberately wilfully chose, 
To not move an inch, to remain,
When you began to shout louder than loud, 
What was probably my name,

You see, over the fence and across the road, 
Walking all over the path,
Is the girl from just down the block, 
The one with the beautiful a##e,

And I swear that she is full on ripe, 
I swear that she’s on heat,
That’s why my attention is set to her, 
The b***h across the street.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Flower Avatar
January 15, 2020 at 10:40 AM
Some people have same characteristics haha enjoyed reading this
Rodrigues Avatar
March 13, 2019 at 8:19 PM
LOL! My sis had a dog that could have cared less about any other dog - like a bachelor:0
Krutsinger Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 9:24 PM
Your dog sounds so typical male-doggish, Lewis! Love it!
Raynes Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 10:57 PM
Thank you Caren... he is all boy kelpie sheep dog... a work dog.
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