The Queen of Inertia

I’m the Queen of Inertia So please kiss my ring, Although it’s not technically Royal-type bling. Or else you might curtsey To show me respect For no one’s surpassed me, The last time I checked. The art on my walls hasn’t Changed now for years; The furniture’s old, Which is how it appears. My wardrobe’s the same (With a few slight additions). I’m not too complacent With change or transitions. My hairstyle’s been with me For quite a long time And lots of my poems Share a similar rhyme. Don’t try to usurp My familiar routine. When it comes to inertia, Man, I am the Queen!