The Pest

There was a young man from the west
Saw a girl with a mighty fine chest
He asked for a peep
She called him a creep
Kicked him hard in the crotch...dang pest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Dome Avatar
May 14, 2015 at 3:59 AM
Naughty man. great write. love the kick at the end. Well done Pete.
Nunez Avatar
May 13, 2015 at 3:30 PM
Served him right! :-)
Pinet Avatar
May 13, 2015 at 9:06 AM
Your word choice is good and the message sent is strong, with a smile as a kicker. Emile.
Andresen Avatar
May 13, 2015 at 8:46 AM
- I would have done the same :)))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Laurie Avatar
May 12, 2015 at 11:08 PM
Hello Tim... as any decent God fearing woman should. I wonder if this young bloke has got some sort of a fetish - Catch ya - Lindsay
Vaso Avatar
May 12, 2015 at 11:06 PM
And I am telling you it hurts!!!!! LOL
Manassian Avatar
May 12, 2015 at 12:51 PM
;) Men will be men! Lovely limerick, Tim. They aren't easy to write, right? ;) Hugs
Das Avatar
May 12, 2015 at 12:30 PM
LOL. Nice one...
Konos Avatar
May 12, 2015 at 11:53 AM
Is his name by any chance George?
Allison Avatar
May 12, 2015 at 11:29 AM
lol Tim - have written a limerick for you - I may post it later tonight as I've just posted a poem and I like to try and get that one read - don't like to post more than 2 a day or they don't get read:-) hugs Jan xx
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May 12, 2015 at 10:58 AM
Like it Tim, First laugh of the day Best wishes Kevin
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