The Passing of Wisdom On To the Young

My son, there are some things I know that you might think are wise,
So let me pass them on to you now so that you may also realize.

If, when a woman is dressing, she should ever ask you if she looks alright,
She is really asking if she will be the one that you’ll be looking at tonight.

And if she has to remind you more than once where her eyes are at,
It’s not necessarily too bad of a thing unless she asks if she is fat.

If she should ever say that that the roast she made is fine,
Please never agree but rather insist that it tastes just divine.

If she should ever say that her make-up no longer covers up enough,
Save yourself by saying that you never knew she even wore the stuff.

And if you are in an argument be sure it’s one that you’ll want to keep,
Winning the war is cold comfort when it’s by yourself you’ll sleep.

And there are times when she will display completely insane behavior,
Trust me when I say, giving her dark chocolate will be your only savior.

And if you should share this information when you see your mom tonight,
She will say that I am wrong and I will say that she’s absolutely right.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Macfarlane Avatar
November 24, 2011 at 4:21 AM
If all men thought the way you do Tony, their would be a lot of happy women out there, I enjoyed very much!
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
October 11, 2011 at 7:14 AM
Well done love it you have an insight there in the the female mind My miidle name is problem still don't know how to post a longer poem or answer by soup mail Hints please, Have switched it on by the way.
Bell Avatar
October 11, 2011 at 7:05 AM
Very True!!!! ;) Fallan
Smith Avatar
October 10, 2011 at 8:46 PM
YOU'RE WRONG. Dark chocolate would never save my boyfriend from my wrath.
Onclaud Avatar
October 10, 2011 at 6:13 PM
SOUP MAIL...:)
Onclaud Avatar
October 10, 2011 at 5:27 PM
what a gentleman, tony.. rooting for this! :) huggs, nette
Kriticos Avatar
October 10, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Tony I saw you in "top community builders" and I'm so glad I stopped by to read this poem. It is hilarious, well written, and most importantly, prudent advise :)
Wesley Avatar
October 10, 2011 at 11:29 AM
What insight you have, to know what goes on in the mind of a woman is a gift and it sounds like you know what you are talking about. Just great Tony :)
Horne Avatar
October 10, 2011 at 10:20 AM
LOL, the kid can't go wrong!!
Clark Avatar
October 10, 2011 at 8:54 AM
This is so true. Good job Tony
Mantle Avatar
October 10, 2011 at 7:34 AM
So true!! Lol!! Best wishes Em :)
Jones Avatar
October 10, 2011 at 6:38 AM
yep. pegged. have coupla young souls b'lieve I'll share with. thanks, Tony, for the smile to go to work with. Beauty day~N
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