The Opposite Or Not

I'm feeling so up these days I hope you're down with that Things have seemed to turn out right Since my girlfriend left me She moved up North When our relationship went South I'm a grown man But I'll miss her calling me baby Her sweet mother was A Drill Sargent in the Army Her family always ordered Breakfast at dinner time Then one day my girl did eat Ketchup on her hot dog At that very moment Was the beginning of the end for me Who doesn't know Ketchup goes on a burger! Mustard goes on a hot dog! Am I right!? Uh? Well am I! Oh I'm sorry...where was I? Oh yea, one more thing... Her father liked to smile upside down I called it a frown But he called it the way he felt about me...