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The New Year Is Here

The New Year is here now. The parties are over. Now it is time to clean up. Beer can and bottles all over the yard. Grandma's underwear in the tree. A pocket full of money that i don't know were. A cop car in the swimming pool. All i can remember was the first bottle. with the neighbor's old lady as she dance in the nude. It's over now The wife ran off with a clinton voter. Obama is packed and ready to go.To jail I only hope. Trump is going to save America from killing all the Illegals. My mother in law. Well Happy 2018 to all O happy 2019 20 21 o hell what ever year it is ???

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Date: 1/8/2017 12:25:00 PM
Great humour Harold:-)Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 1/8/2017 10:11:00 AM
Sound like a great party! Congrats on your win! :-)
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Date: 1/7/2017 10:35:00 PM
Congratulations Harold on the placement of the contest.
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Date: 1/1/2017 8:13:00 AM
Very funny cleverly done x Happy new year x
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Date: 1/1/2017 7:11:00 AM
Good one Harold and Happy New Year to you. Namaste.
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