The Nativity Story, In Slang

(the birth of Christ - in Gen-Z slang) Mary and Joseph were tight-ship. Mary was a real-one, and no clout-chaser One night Angel Gabriel overstreeted with word that Cap-G made Mary chabby with soup-baby Mary was shook and big-mad but Joseph was baby-goggles for Cap-G’s quinlan fetus so Mary was “okrrrrrrrrr” A minute later Mary and Joe had to roll deep, adulting to Bethlehem with tribute to Augustus, the main character, but no mo-mo swerved em’ ghetto and asan Mary was Cap-G’s baby-mama! Later these bchaps rfts biters brang Cap-J some bag and herb to extra flex for Cap-G while angels lay in the cut with lowkey bop. ———————- translation Mary and Joseph were married and in love. Mary was an average girl not into notoriety . One night Angel Gabriel appeared and said that God made Mary pregnant with his child Mary was shaken-up and and angry but Joseph Was excited for them to have God’s beautiful child so Mary was had no choice but to say “OK” Months later Mary and Joe had to travel far together, As citizens, to Bethlehem to pay taxes to Augustus (Caesar). Emperor of rome, but a lack of motels caused them to Stay in a manger and there Mary had God’s child. Later these rich star followers brought Jesus some money and herb as gifts to impress God while angels gathered and sang to comfort the child.