The Naming of Dogs

The naming of dogs is a serious matter, as dogs are, by nature, a serious lot. A name sets the tone for a pup’s pranks and patter; and long into dog-hood. So, give it some thought. Call a pup BOZO, he’ll just be a clown, playing dead, pirouetting when you command “DOWN!” If you dub your dog KING, you’ll be swelling his head; he’s born to do nothing, he’s royally-bred. You could call a dog BOOMERANG (comes when you call); or SNAPPY, or FIDO (most faithful of all). But to be realistic, here’s my advice. It takes so much training to make a dog nice. You give a command of obedience, NOW! The dog’s suddenly deaf, he says “Say what?” or “How?” So christen him WHY? – philosophical pup. When you say “WHY SIT!” he’s bound to get up. You could call him WHO ME? or perhaps NEVERMORE. My personal choice, DON'T, no dog can ignore. Just yell at him “DON’T COME!” He’ll see it’s his game and run off to prove that he’s true to his name. (with apologies to T.S. Eliot)