thanks so much Jim! I do try and raise a smile if I can with some silly poems. I should get some more of my poopy poems onto my page I wrote quite a few between exam support work sessions and they are still in my notebook:-) hugs Jan xx

Yes total fiction lol I dont sunbathe and try and keep out of the sun if at all possible and would never do it nude lol :-) hugs Jan

Thanks so much Tania, you know how much I love your limerick contests especially if bawdy poems are allowed lol:-) hugs jan xx

lol Duke, i did a poem (I think it was in my first book) about a lady doing the same to keep the flies off her picnic pies lol:-) hugs Jan xx

thanks again!! hugs jan xx

thanks so much Alkas:-) hugs Jan xx

Thanks Vienna, got to smile as life can cause us curved balls at times. hugs Jan xx

lol Jack, thanks for dropping by - got to say i LOVE LOVE LOVE your poem and wish i had thought of it - made me think of Carolyn she would have loved it too. hugs jan xx

thanks Andrea:-) hugs jan xx

to be honest Lin I try not to go out in the sun and anyway I would never sunbathe nude lol:-) hugs jan xx

ha ha ha. I was hoping to find an image of a lady with one of those electric zappers lol. I did a poem in my first book about a lady doing a similar thing to keep flies off their picnic lol:-) hugs jan x