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The Last Slice

Who ate the last slice? I don't hear no confession Who scarfed the last slice down? Everyone seems to have a finger pointing obsession Don't know why we have house rules, when no one pays them no mind He who calls last slice first, is supposed to have their belly rewarded whenever they feel so inclined Around here, a person can't even take a bathroom break, without somebody swiping the last slice off the tray That's just wrong, that's not fair I even bought the two pizzas, but I can see nobody cares I wish I could tell who did it by looking into their eyes And none of youse are even trying to give me any elaborate lies The wife is in the bedroom, hiding her head under the pillows The three kids are aimlessly bobbing around like zombie marshmallows I guess it's just me and the dog left to take up the lost cause Hey, wait a minute ... now don't tell me --- is that pizza sauce I see all over your paws!

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Date: 11/7/2016 9:25:00 PM
Great humor in your pizza poem Freddie; looks like the dog stole the pizza and in the end the show too lol! :)
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Date: 11/7/2016 2:24:00 PM
Hi Freddie, You caused me to bust out laughing with this one. I think you just made my day. And to think my kids want a dog. I loved the humor in this write. A without a doubt seven and a fav:-) Alexis
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Date: 11/7/2016 2:02:00 PM
LOL = oh my word Freddie. This one had me laughing out loud! Thank you for giving me this laugh today. I love it. Going in the favorites. Great writing! :)
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Date: 11/7/2016 11:30:00 AM
I'd be upset too if someone took the last slice that I had called. But, the dog, now that's not right. :) Loved this humorous offering Freddie.
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Freddie Robinson Jr.
Date: 11/7/2016 11:48:00 AM
Ty, Chris. Lol. Yeah the dog, go figure. I laughed when I was writing it ... and nah, it ain't right. Love the comments, friend. Love and peace. RW

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