The Kitchen Singer
She was a kitchen singer.
Her mother, who had the knack
of never appearing young
(though she was never that old),
did not approve of the vocal arts.
She would shush, and hush, and tsk-tsk
whenever songs made the kitchen jingle-jangle,
the tunes distracting her
as she applied layer upon layer
of cosmetic goo to her bitter features.
Her father,
he who drank more than most,
who also listened to Spike Milligan shows
on a reel-to-reel tape recorder
had no taste for music in general.
He was a gentleman but not the best
yet was kind to cats at the very least.
Notwithstanding and nevertheless
she sang merrily to the pots and pans,
and perhaps due to the unusual acoustics
of that particular kitchen,
or maybe because her voice (so tinkly and elegant),
seemed carved out of the translucent ivory
of fairy thighs,
she did sing on for all her live long days
and prayed, when she remembered to,
to the Dancing Masters of Woo,
who knew her as the Mistress
who made pie in the sky dreams
come true.
And so it came to pass
that merry kitchens everywhere
were given throats of their own;
they trill now in both sweet and dramatic tones.
God bless them all, and God bless her,
she the kitchen singer
and cheers to all her jolly sing-along
kitchen songs.
Copyright © Eric Ashford | Year Posted 2021
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