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The Jerk

In times of changes one switches gears in A man just crapped inside the urnil In time a janitor proceeds to take his slop bucket out We close our eyes from all hidden fears then drench our tears in fetal vomit Were dessensitized to the very notion of the client So we keep quiet for fear of speculation The Jerk We fart then make a mad dash to the casino Years ago squads of cheerleaders used to notice me, Now today I'll just be happy to take a pee The Jerk We clone ourselves in the same image of Woody Allen then fall face down Crying like a ***** of a baby on the side walk The Jerk

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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