The Jack Benny Show

Some years ago, when TV was new,
My family had become addicted to,
(With a fervor you would not blieve)
Radio programs on Sunday eve.

Jack Benny's Show was one of these,
He moved to TV with great ease.
Our Sundays now were twice as funny
And we got much more for our money.

It was not what he said, but how he said it,
And the TV media gave full credit
To his own special comic flair,
With timing no one else would dare.

Jack didn't tell us dirty jokes,
Nor did he lampoon other folks.
He portrayed himself to be a miser,
Staying thirty-nine, never growing wiser.

Rochester,Dennis and Mary teased him,
But it was his money that really pleased him.
He kept it in a dungeon vault,
And played the miser to a fault.

The TV comics of today
Think filthy jokes are the only way.
Nothing's taboo if it gets a laugh.
Jack was funnier by ten and a half.



Posted for contest TV Temptation  won 6th place
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Hickman Avatar
May 17, 2010 at 9:43 PM
wonderfully written and wonderfully said and so true funny has become dirty and it doesn't have to be,,because really dirty jokes are not funny just horrible to hear for sure,great comics nowadays are hard to find,,,anywayThank You for your words left behind upon mine,,,Blessings..Cecil ps all the best in the contest.
La France Avatar
May 17, 2010 at 6:52 PM
I never saw the Jack Benny shows, but we could sure use that kind of humour in the world again.. I am sending soup mail.. constance
Culverhouse Avatar
May 16, 2010 at 5:26 PM
great write!! I agree wholely!!
Cwiak Avatar
May 16, 2010 at 1:18 PM
Too true...the comics of today only think of the funny as the blue words come spewing out of their mouths. Great write. I used to love the pose he made, too. Dan C
Sweetheart Avatar
May 15, 2010 at 7:50 PM
Congrats Joyce on your success in my TV contest with this wonderful write.. thankxxx for your constant support...luv.. Linda-Marie
Devonshire Avatar
May 15, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Jack Benny did make the transition to television quite well. I remember as a child watching the old reruns and laughing myself silly. There's a lot of truth in what you say about today's comedians as well. The line about the "dungeon vault" had me rolling, Joyce! We used to tease my father about being as tight with money as Jack. Thanks for the laughs and best wishes for the contest! Love, Carolyn
Haick Avatar
May 13, 2010 at 3:52 PM
I wish you good luck in the contest, Joyce! And you're so right...everything is in a state of decay these days...so I'm not surprise anymore..just feel sorry for our children whome we've tried to show a better way...Love, Audrey
Richards Avatar
May 13, 2010 at 2:38 PM
As kids, we used to sit on the floor next to the radio, while Jack Benny was on. Next came television, and we would spend our Sunday nights like you...watching Jack pinch his pennys....and hear the gravel voice of Rochester! This poem brought back memories of my childhood...those shows... like, Burns and Allen...warm my heart with childhood memory!
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