The Human Society

Dear Friends, 

I said a last goodbye to my beloved chow dog BEAR today. Let the folowing be for him. I 
wrote it some time ago. He was a shelter dog. 

JBR


THE HUMAN SOCIETY

The Human Society is an organization,

Dedicated to the prevention of abuse,

To humans by dogs.

Dogs start their devious work,

With that sad helpless irresistible face,

At the local animal shelter.

So you pay $50 to take them home.

Only to discover within 24 hours,

That they are priceless.

They steal your heart, eat the food you bought them,

Then eat the food you bought for yourself.

They take over your furniture,

And lay down in the floor,

Precisely in your way.

They command your bed,

Taking over your favorite pillow,

Without a second thought.

Then, I repeat, then they keep you,

From getting angry at them,

With all their wiles,

From sad faces, to silly antics, to joyfully meeting you at the door.

Someone needs to protect us poor humans,

From their loving honesty.

Maybe a big mean one-eared cat,

With bad tuna breath,

Is the answer.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Smith-Johnsen Avatar
March 14, 2010 at 3:13 PM
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! This one is cute and funny! Very nice. (Too many losses lately, James. Sorry about your dog.) God be with you. Lovingly, Dane Ann
Smith Avatar
January 18, 2010 at 10:43 AM
This is a very good poem. I have a little dog named springer and i never thought i would love an animal........I do love him. good poem and R.I.P Bear.
Dietrich Avatar
December 30, 2009 at 12:50 AM
So sorry you just lost Bear. I like this poem and especially the way you ended it, talking about a one eared cat. hey,you should try it. I always wonder if I made a mistake not taking the one legged cat I saw at Petsmart. Instead I got my Lilah Vampira and she doesn't pay me much attention. Which makes Callie all the more memorable for me. I even got a second cat, Sooke, and she's not too lovable either, Crap. WEll, I know you will find another great pet. Sorry again about your dog. Andrea
Richards Avatar
December 15, 2009 at 3:03 PM
What a sad day for you, James, I am so sorry you have lost your pet. Some of our saddest days ever have been losing our beloved pets, the intrigrate into the family, and we never know how much we love them until they are gone. Our dogs have come from the shelters too...and yes, your delightful poem, describes them to a tee! The poem is enjoyable....a sweet tribute to Bear! (ps..our neighbor used to have a Chow with the same name as yours :) Love, Carrie
Devonshire Avatar
December 15, 2009 at 2:42 PM
Got a great laugh from this one, James! Dogs do seem to be very loyal animals and though I love cats, "tuna breath" is not their best feature. We think we own pets, but you're right -- they move in, take over and we become slaves to their loving ways. Very nice! Love, Carolyn
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