the horse is dead dismount

my husband and I used to argue
weeks after a verbal agreement should have been over
we were silly about it
heckling and harassing each other
over things that do not matter
ridiculously egging and goading

my husband told me a story about a soldier
the soldier kept beating his horse after it had died
his commanding officer said “the horse is dead, dismount”.

now when the argument reaches a silly stage
one of us yells “the horse is dead, dismount”
this has worked to end our idiocy for the last fifty years.
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Rodgers Avatar
September 29, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Dear Caren, what great advice to all couples and a well inked poem that deserves POTD. Blessings, My Dear Friend, Daniel
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September 28, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Hello Caren, congratulations on your POTD. this is a great way to end an argument. It works for you. Hugs. /Darlene/
De Beaulieu Avatar
September 29, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Hello Caren, When there is an argument here, i just stay silent. That way the person is arguing by themselves.. Hugs. /Darlene/
Krutsinger Avatar
September 28, 2024 at 11:46 PM
thank you Darlene I appreciate it
Buehler Avatar
September 27, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Your engrossing tale caused chuckles, Caren. Love it! Congratulations on POTD. :)
Krutsinger Avatar
September 28, 2024 at 11:47 PM
thank you Evelyn
Ray Choudhury Avatar
September 27, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Enjoyed your story, Caren - very wise! Congratulations on POTD.
Krutsinger Avatar
September 28, 2024 at 11:47 PM
thank you Malabika
Elless Avatar
September 27, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Caren, what insight into life. Whatever works. Why torment Over nothing. Congratulations on Your POTD.
Krutsinger Avatar
September 28, 2024 at 11:48 PM
thank you RJ
Parker Avatar
September 27, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Unversal thwarted by genius! We pass a "sorry" engraved rock back and forth, breaks the chilly ice. POTD just for the content. Thanks, CK. :o))
Krutsinger Avatar
September 28, 2024 at 11:48 PM
thank you Arlo
Nicole Avatar
September 27, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Dear Caren, this story about what the soldier said makes sense in many ways. Your thoughts bring a smile, my dear friend. Congratulations on Poem of the Day. My best to you. :) Hugs, Brandy
Krutsinger Avatar
September 28, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Thank you Brandy
Krutsinger Avatar
September 28, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Thank you Brandy
Goldsmith Avatar
September 27, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Congratulations on your POTD win. I enjoyed reading your fun/true write. More people should say, “the horse is dead, dismount.” FAV for me. Have a blessed day/weekend writing away...............
Krutsinger Avatar
September 28, 2024 at 11:51 PM
thank you Paula - it has worked for us since 71 when we got married.
Rodrigues Avatar
September 27, 2024 at 6:28 AM
So glad this was POTD! Congratulations!
Krutsinger Avatar
September 28, 2024 at 11:52 PM
thank you Kim
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September 27, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Love it, and I bet it works like a charm! Congratulations on POTD :))) xomo!
Krutsinger Avatar
September 28, 2024 at 11:54 PM
thank you Maureen
Kitchin Avatar
September 27, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Caren, I enjoyed this one, congratulations on POTD.
Krutsinger Avatar
September 28, 2024 at 11:55 PM
thank youy Tania
Culverhouse Avatar
September 27, 2024 at 5:17 AM
I enjoyed reading this, very meaningful I thought, Well done on potd Caren
Krutsinger Avatar
September 28, 2024 at 11:54 PM
thank you Clive
Lane Avatar
September 27, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Whatever works, Caren. It's better than burying a hatchet! Congratulations on your potd.
Jones Avatar
September 27, 2024 at 4:25 AM
lol love this! Congrats on potd!
Krutsinger Avatar
September 28, 2024 at 11:55 PM
thank you Karen
Challender Avatar
September 27, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Great POTD & wise words Caren!
Krutsinger Avatar
September 28, 2024 at 11:53 PM
thank you Martin
Cunningham Avatar
September 27, 2024 at 12:32 AM
You're not alone Caren, congratulations to you on the honour of POTD. Tom
Krutsinger Avatar
September 28, 2024 at 11:53 PM
thank you Tom
Conn Avatar
September 25, 2024 at 3:45 PM
What, you argue with a judge?
Krutsinger Avatar
September 28, 2024 at 11:57 PM
if I had to I would
Bauer Avatar
September 25, 2024 at 2:28 PM
what a great way to end an argument, caren!
Krutsinger Avatar
September 28, 2024 at 11:52 PM
thank you Ilene. It works for us.
Rodrigues Avatar
September 25, 2024 at 1:22 PM
I love this! A fave! We usuallyrealize how dumb our arguments were many years later.
Krutsinger Avatar
September 28, 2024 at 11:56 PM
thank you Kim
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