The Happy Poem

Okay, my wife said she was sick and tired Of all the sad poems that I've written She said I've written way too many And maybe I should think about quittin' She said, "Write something happy, And give us all a smile" I said, "I'm sorry, I just can't do it" She said, "Yes you can, you're just in denial" So, Once upon a time lived a dwarf named Happy You know, from that Snow White thing He was the one who always had a smile And made all the other dwarfs sing See, there was a reason Happy was happy Did you notice he only had one tooth? Yep, he really liked the Nitrous Oxide Laughing gas junkie, and I've got the proof I looked at his dental records for the past 20 years And he's been there every day See, he liked to snort the happy juice Until the Dentist finally chased him away Now Happy is Grumpy's twin brother And both were as grumpy as can be Til Happy first visited the Dentist And they filled his first cavity Well, now that this poem is over I hope everyone's happy inside And if you not, just go see your Dentist To get a little Nitrous Oxide