The Great Invitation

There was a woman With a college education Who gave up a career For a better occupation Loving mother and doting wife She somehow devoted her life Stayed at home and made do Lived a little lean for children of two Then one day received a special Invitation, to join in this celebration She decided to study news Catch up on political views Studied at night when all did sleep To be ready for event in one week Then the night was finally here Next to a four star general Her name did apprear She was able to carry on decent Conversation; while she was next To him at the table But her face did red appear When she realized that She was cutting his meat And calling him dear (The general went away with a smile on his face.)