The Great Debate

It is the great debate
That has broken many a home
One side says they're right
While the other says they're wrong

Neither side can clearly see
The others point of view
The argument that I talk about
Got it's start inside the Loo

This is my strong opinion
In my attempt to set straight many a soul
The toilet paper goes OVER the top
And not the BOTTOM of the roll

If the wrong millions could only see
That what I say is right
The world in which we all live
Would be a world of paradise

Now that you know just where I stand
I feel that life can carry on
So if you will excuse me please
All this talk gave me a sudden urge to use the John...
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Hoffman Avatar
December 4, 2016 at 8:06 PM
You had me going there (not to the john, ha, ha) thinking it was a political poem! Very clever and funny Mike! :)
Sands Avatar
December 4, 2016 at 1:24 PM
This one is way too funny!! I am cracking up. LOL. I look forward to these laughs from your great writing :)
Hauser  Avatar
December 4, 2016 at 4:46 PM
Now I feel I can't ever be serious! Lol!
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