The Great Debate

It is the great debate That has broken many a home One side says they're right While the other says they're wrong Neither side can clearly see The others point of view The argument that I talk about Got it's start inside the Loo This is my strong opinion In my attempt to set straight many a soul The toilet paper goes OVER the top And not the BOTTOM of the roll If the wrong millions could only see That what I say is right The world in which we all live Would be a world of paradise Now that you know just where I stand I feel that life can carry on So if you will excuse me please All this talk gave me a sudden urge to use the John...