The Great British Crumpet

THE GREAT BRITISH CRUMPET The colder weather is setting in, like it, or lump it Time for that great old fashioned British crumpet Where it is toasted until it is a nice golden brown Slapped upon with fresh butter until holes drown There’s nothing more comforting than a crumpet It’s such food pleasure I thought I would pump it Love mine with a poached egg and cheese on top Toast the cheese until crispy it sure makes it pop A little bit of coarse black pepper finishes it all off And with a knife and fork into it, I enjoyable scoff Indiana Shaw . . . “Slurp fantastic” . . . ; )