The Game

Most teenagers love, "Spin the Bottle"
Especially when girls go glottal
But as women age
They all reach a stage
Where all that is shaking is wattle . . . . .

When a teenage girl spins the bottle
It should point out the hottest throttle
But as men age
They reach a stage
Where the only movement is wattle . . . .
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Wolf Avatar
February 19, 2022 at 8:41 PM
Today kids who haven't been weaned yet play 'spin the bottle,' I hear. By the time they're in pre-school, they're ready to advance past 'first base.'
George Avatar
February 19, 2022 at 7:58 PM
Do you know where you stand? At the peak of p...e....r.... ... ... ... ... .... .....!
Bauer Avatar
February 19, 2022 at 12:52 PM
well done, rico! made me grin...
Anaya Avatar
February 19, 2022 at 10:59 AM
Ah a Limerick man, how clever. Rico, thanks for your visit! Anaya
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