The Floorboard of My Car

A look at the floorboard of my car
Gives a glimpse into my life
All the trash that's scattered about
Necessities to survive?

An old McDonald's bag spilling it's contents
I wonder if those fries are still any good
With nary a doubt I pop them into my mouth
Hey...don't judge me, you know some of you would

There's candy, bubblegum, fortune cookie wrappers
It's all a pretty even mix
What's this? Half a granola bar?
That day I must have been on a health kick

A fist full of bank statements...withdraw, withdraw, withdraw
Without a single deposit...what am I daft?!
Oh wait a minute, here we go
Overdraft, overdraft, overdraft

I swear I hear something moving
From underneath the passenger seat
Maybe tonight I'll leave the door open
Hoping against hope it'll set itself free

The floorboard  of a car speaks much of a man
And this man is pretty much a slob
Guess you could say it's a part of my life
And you ladies know that me being a man...it's also part of my job
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Hoffman Avatar
September 1, 2016 at 6:23 PM
Thats what my floorboard looked like when I came home from vacation, lol! Another goodie btw!:)
Turner Avatar
August 30, 2016 at 7:54 AM
I liked the line about the french fries. I always love your sense of humor! My pick up is 14 years old and looks as if I drove it off the lot yesterday. Filth, literally makes me ill but your humor always makes me laugh. Thanks Mike.
Allison Avatar
August 30, 2016 at 7:23 AM
ha ha ha great humour Mike - my hubby calls the shared work vehicle 'a skip ...' it sounds very much like you describe lol:-) hugs jan xx
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