The First Real Case of the Coronavirus

Written by Gail DeBole on March 13, 2020 Fictional poem The First Real Case of the Coronavirus (or The Coronavirus Stew Recipe) Nobody knows that this is really the way The Coronavirus came here to stay. A witch who was looking for a new supper brew Concocted a recipe of a tasty bat stew. The recipe was easy, a few this and thats One frog’s ear and a big black rat. The ingredient that would make the stew fine Was a bat’s wing marinated in wine. All served on top of a Yew Tree Leaf Who needed steak when she had bat beef? The meat was cooked rare with a slight tinge of pink And smelled like a mixture of evil and stink. The next day her witch friends found her alone In a position that could only be prone.