The Divinyls - Clerihew - Itty Bitty

The Divinyls didn’t need any help
With their hit song “I Touch Myself”
Now I’ve heard they’ve been given some money
To write a new book, “Orgasms for Dummies”


9/26/12

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 4/11/2014 10:33:00 PM
SUSAN, Congratulations, on your win:) Enjoyed stopping by. LUV ~SKAT~
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Date: 4/11/2014 9:50:00 PM
Hi Susan, , :) Congratulations, In Andrea's Itty bitty contest.... Goodnight ~ Linda
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Date: 4/11/2014 1:26:00 PM
- Congratulations on your 3nd place "Itty Bitty" poems, B.E.S.!! (My poem was so itty bitty that it dropped out of the contest :))) - Have a nice weekend. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 4/11/2014 9:02:00 AM
lol...congrats on your win
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Date: 4/10/2014 10:25:00 PM
Susan, a really funny one, lady. Congrats and soupmail
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Date: 12/26/2012 6:32:00 AM
Congrats on your win in this contest Susan. Sorry I am so late with the congratulations. Love, Carol
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Date: 12/8/2012 6:19:00 AM
Congratulations on your winning spot again Susan love xx
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Date: 12/7/2012 10:15:00 PM
well, there ya go again, this will always be a top winners for me too, Susan!! Congrats.
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Date: 12/7/2012 8:33:00 PM
Hello Susan, , CONGRATULATIONS :-) ON YOUR XOOL WINNING CLERIHEW... take care~LINDA
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Date: 12/7/2012 8:18:00 PM
Congrats On Your Win' nate
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Date: 10/23/2012 10:15:00 AM
Great write on one of those hit songs of yesteryear. Congratulations on your win.
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Date: 10/23/2012 6:35:00 AM
Congratulations on your winning poem in Andrea's "Fresh Crop of Clerihews" contest Susan. Love, Carol
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Date: 10/22/2012 9:38:00 PM
I'm not familiar with the group but loved your Clerihew. Very funny. Congrats on your win.
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Date: 10/22/2012 11:50:00 AM
congrats on your win Susan....nicely done
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Date: 10/22/2012 9:51:00 AM
Hahaha...great ending here!Congrats on the win Susan.
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Date: 10/22/2012 2:28:00 AM
Many congrats dear Susan for this wonderful win.
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Date: 10/21/2012 12:23:00 PM
SUSAN, congratulations with your awesome win in Andrea's "Fresh Crop of Clerihews" contest.. enjoyed all her winners and the people they wrote about... always~ :-) PD"
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Date: 10/21/2012 5:22:00 AM
Wow.....great winning entry Susan. Congratulations!
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Date: 10/21/2012 3:21:00 AM
CONGRATS SUSAN ON A GREAT WIN FOR SUPER WITTY CLERIHEW LUV ..
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Date: 10/20/2012 10:16:00 PM
hahahaha. So this was YOU with that funny little dirty mind!!! I just loved this one, Susan. But when that anthology gets made, this one probably can't be in it!!! Think up a tamer one for me, OK? BIG congrats. Luv, Andrea
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Date: 10/4/2012 8:33:00 AM
HA, talk about funny...i'm beginning to think your mind is in a bigger gutter than mine... joke...not that this is a sexual poem... but your ending line, can be a book come true... the hell with the Kama Sutra books... xox~pd....
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Date: 9/29/2012 5:05:00 PM
I'm an old geezer so I looked up the video... Hey!...I touch myself a lot too! I scratch my head, rub my nose, stroke my chin, even rub my belly but it never gave me an orgasm!...Where did I go wrong?... Guess I'll have to read that book...Clever and funny Clerihew, Susan! - Tim
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Date: 10/4/2012 8:37:00 AM
lol....Tim...
Date: 9/27/2012 6:42:00 AM
this is sure a 'fresh crop' Susan, so precise is this, wonderful clerihew...
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Date: 9/26/2012 8:01:00 PM
Ha,hahahahaha...Your funny. :o)
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Date: 9/26/2012 4:12:00 PM
It is hilarious, Susan...If u look at the traditional Clerihew, often times the subject is the only thing in the first line...some of the more nontraditional ones are more like yours...I am not sure how she is judging this contest, but it is def gonna make her laugh!! Enjoyed immensely!
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Date: 10/4/2012 8:38:00 AM
I'm scratching my head now..hummm.... lol
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