The Dementor

THE DEMENTOR I built it from a cheap plastic skull, strong wire and some cheese cloth Painted it black with different shades of grey; it looked, so pretty goth Sprayed it with some glitter, then stuck it up front upon a garden pole It more than did its job, as to all, it looked like some, demented ghoul Until one day in a wind gale, the dementor upped, and then took flight Doing so, gave old grumpy Jack more than one 'ell of a almighty fright To be honest, I have never seen, old grumpy Jack, run so flamin' quick He; was going like the clappers, and that was without his walking stick Never saw the dementor again, nor again, did we see old grumpy Jack But, just to say; we were happy, old grumpy Jack, wasn't coming back Indiana Shaw . . . ; )