The Defiant Giant In a Robin Reliant
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And the beanstalk fell and the giant as well
And the giant lay there dead
I swear to you I thought it true
It seems I was misled
Though the giant bled he raised his head
And said I want my goose
And the coins - that Jack purloined
As I enjoyed a snooze
And so behold the tale that’s told
Implies that Jack’s the goody
If this were not a tale of old
He would have worn a hoody
The giant knew just what to do
Went round the dodgy dealers
His car swiped from a bloke who liked
Fixing up three wheelers
Twelve foot fellow, car that’s yellow
Torso through the roof
Most unsightly, still drove sprightly
‘Where’s that thieving youth.’
Then he saw Jack who turned his back
As though he hadn’t seen him
He screeched his motor to a halt
His tyres they were screaming
A copper showed him handcuffs
You’ll soon be wearing these
The giant said good luck with that
When your brains run down your knees
The copper said Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum
Is that not what you teach
The giant said don’t ponder chum
That old figure of speech
But human kids invade my land
Like nasty little bugs
And when they’ve stolen all my stuff
They sell it to buy drugs
The copper looked at Jack and then
he winked and then he grinned
The big guy just behind me
Tells me that you’ve sinned
So Jack winked back, that’s funny that
You can’t believe a giant
Every time they speak, they lie
And then act all defiant
The giant said I’ve heard enough,
I had no violent plan
He grabbed the the cop in one big hand
And crushed him like a can
Composure cracked as Jack stepped back,
He leaked a little puddle
Your stuff is in my haversack
I just got in a muddle
The giant took a magic bean
Which he forced Jack to swallow
And as Jack’s skin turned slightly green
He guessed at what might follow
Leafy shoots grew from his mouth
And many other places
He started making stretched out shapes
And strange contorted faces
So Jack was paying for the sin
Of selling magic plunder
A beanstalk growing from within
Was tearing Jack asunder
One foot went up another down
His head made for the sky
The beanstalk twenty feet around
And now a mile high
The giant pushed against the stalk
To lean it like a slope
Climbed in his car (why would he walk?)
He hoped the car would cope
He climbed that stem in second gear
With pedal to the metal
But near the top he had to stop
He had a score to settle
Jacks severed head looked grey and dead
But uttered an appeal
You’re home in bed the giant said
Just promise not to steal
The giant drove into the the clouds
Departing on three wheels
The beanstalk broke and Jack awoke
And to the cops he squeals
A cop was killed because I robbed
A most defiant giant
Who drove up to the clouds
In an old Robin Reliant
Well coppers see so many loons
They rarely even try ’em
Which is why he’s not in jail
And not in an asylum
Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2021
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